JB: Why is that?
G: I warned her about her new boyfriend. She didn't listen to me.
JB: What happened?
G: I gave her $1,000 for her birthday. I told her to spend it on herself.
JB: That was very nice of you.
G: I found out that she gave it to her new boyfriend.
JB: Why did she do that?
G: He said he would buy her a nice ring.
JB: What's wrong with that?
G: He went to Las Vegas. He lost it all gambling.
JB: I hope your best friend broke up with him
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L: Do animals talk to each other?
JB: Of course they talk to each other.
L: What do they talk about?
JB: They talk about other animals.
L: What else do they talk about?
JB: They talk about food and the weather.
L: Do they talk about us?
JB: Of course they talk about us.
A: What do they say about us?
JB: They say that we are funny-looking.
L: Ha! We're not funny-looking; animals are funny-looking.
JB: We're funny-looking because we wear clothes.
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G: I have to clean the house.
L: Yes, it's very dirty.
G: You can help me.
L: Why me?
G: Because you helped make it dirty and mom is working.
L: Alright. What do you want me to do?
G: I want you to clean the bathroom.
L: Oh, that's a piece of cake ! Really easy.
G: Clean the sink, the tub, the counter, and the toilet.
L: Oh my Gosh! That's a lot of work.
G: Tell me when you finish.
L: I don't think so. You'll just give me more work.
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L: You're watching too much TV.
G: What do you mean?
L: I mean you're wasting your life.
G: It's Sunday and I'm only having fun.
L: You're sitting there with your mouth open.
G: Who cares?
L: I care. Do something.
G: Okay. I did something.
L: What did you do?
G: I turned up the volume.
L: That's not what I meant by "do something."
G: Will you do something? Leave me alone.
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L: Did you write a letter to grandma?
G: Yes, I did.
L: Did you tell her about school?
G: I told her that school is fun.
L: Did you put the letter in an envelope?
G: Yes, and I sealed the envelope.
L: Did you put a stamp on the envelope?
G: I couldn't find any stamps.
L: They're in the kitchen drawer.
G: Okay. I just put a stamp on the envelope.
L: Give me the envelope, and I'll mail it for you.
G: When is grandma going to learn about e-mail?
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G: Why are you yawning on the new sofa?
L: I'm sleepy.
G: Why don't you go to bed?
L: I want to watch this TV show.
G: Maybe you should record it.
L: The tape recorder is broken.
G: Then you should watch the rerun.
L: Why? I'm watching the original.
G: But you'll be asleep in about one minute.
L: I'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
G: Okay. I'll tell you how the show ends.
L: Zzz.
L: I'm sleepy.
G: Why don't you go to bed?
L: I want to watch this TV show.
G: Maybe you should record it.
L: The tape recorder is broken.
G: Then you should watch the rerun.
L: Why? I'm watching the original.
G: But you'll be asleep in about one minute.
L: I'm just yawning because the commercials are on.
G: Okay. I'll tell you how the show ends.
L: Zzz.
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L: It's Sunday.
G: So?
L: You know what that means.
G: I forgot.
L: Sunday means we go to church with your grandma.
G: Oh, yeah. I promised her.
L: Put on a coat and tie.
G: Why? I'm not going to marry.
L: To show respect to God and others.
G: I'm glad my promise was just on this sunday.
L: I hope God didn't hear that.
G: He'll forgive me.
G: So?
L: You know what that means.
G: I forgot.
L: Sunday means we go to church with your grandma.
G: Oh, yeah. I promised her.
L: Put on a coat and tie.
G: Why? I'm not going to marry.
L: To show respect to God and others.
G: I'm glad my promise was just on this sunday.
L: I hope God didn't hear that.
G: He'll forgive me.
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L: Did you feed the Neguinha?
G: I'll do that in a minute.
L: She is barking. She's hungry.
G: Okay. I'll feed her right now.
L: You shouldn't make her wait.
G: I was pleasing my online customers.
L: Neguinha doesn't care about your business.
G: Actually she doesn't care about anything.
L: That's the way dogs are.
G: All they think about is themselves.
L: Maybe we should get rid of her. What about giving her away to JB?
G: Of course not! She's family.
G: I'll do that in a minute.
L: She is barking. She's hungry.
G: Okay. I'll feed her right now.
L: You shouldn't make her wait.
G: I was pleasing my online customers.
L: Neguinha doesn't care about your business.
G: Actually she doesn't care about anything.
L: That's the way dogs are.
G: All they think about is themselves.
L: Maybe we should get rid of her. What about giving her away to JB?
G: Of course not! She's family.
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